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September 17 2016


you: I want a sugar daddy
me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father




novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

#i like it  #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)


Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please


remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms



when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also

September 16 2016

I don’t have a crush on him. He’s just someone I stare at, and I like, and when he’s not here it ruins my day.

Aly about Nawat (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)


You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before we do it - not that that’ll stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.

Dove to Aly (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)


Great Mother, let me just say, from the bottom of my heart…my bad.

Aly Cooper (via incorrect-tortall-quotes)


September 15 2016


can we just not ignore the fact that genderqueer came before non-binary, and that the q stands for queer and that it’s meant to be for genderqueer too, and that a lot of genderqueer people don’t consider themselves trans.. like can we actually for once acknowledge that queer is a big deal to people and that it is a significant identifier

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Big Watermelon Wolves :> !!

Little by little they come to say hi ! The first wolf feels better now and even have a big smile at the end =) 

Watermelon’s sport :>

The little one can’t stop !!!!! 

I put the French way to write numbers from one to nine ! You can see that the six is the same as the English one but the Pronunciation is a little different :

 in French, we say six like “Sis” not saying the “x”.

Also Wolf in french is Loup and Watermelon is Pastèque ^^ 

This photo inspired me a lot, I can imagine a forest full of wolves with watermelons with them =D 

I hope that you will remember the numbers with those animations ^^ 

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King Baby (2016)

“All hail King Baby! He greets his adoring public with giggles and wiggles and coos, posing for photos and allowing hugs and kisses. But this royal ruler also has many demands, and when his subjects can’t quite keep up, King Baby takes matters into his own tiny hands.

Created by Kate Beaton, author of The Princess and the Pony and #1 New York Times bestsellersHark! A Vagrant and Step Aside, Pops!, this modern, funny, and (let’s be honest) realistic take on life with a new baby is the perfect gift for anyone with an adorable little monarch in their world.”

By Kate Beaton

Get it now here

* From my regular blog, follow if you like at thenerdsaurus *

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My vision of an artist :)

For me, we are all a part of an amazing garden, each of us making a part of it And we are all a little seed falling on the ground of being an artist.

The flowers represent our passion and like in a garden, many types exists !

When we know what we love the adventure begins, we meet amazing artists that will inspire us to grow up !

Flowers need the rain to grow up, so your passion will need some difficulties to grow as well. Après la pluie vient le beau temps- After the rain comes the sun !

And then at your turn you will inspire the young and new flowers to grow as well ! 

For the talented artists I used the colors of the flowers to show the directions they chose, many went to lots of them while some artists prefer to only chose one (like the lion and the white flowers) since, the flower on the tail is red, that means that choosing one direction can lead you to another one in the futur, who know ? You don’t see it yet :)

I hope this little reminder will help you keeping going !! Always keep it up and KEEP GOING !!

Bonne chance :) that means Good luck in French ^^

September 13 2016





After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

or possibly the moon!!!

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

I HATE THIS @macayhill


news headline: Studies Show Millenials Wipe Their Ass More Than Any Other Generation

someone in the comments: LOL did they develop an app for ass wiping now? Let me tell you something about the real world kids, it’s hard to find the time to wipe every time you have to go potty when you have a job and responsibilities! Sorry liberal loons, this asshole is not a “safe space”!

September 10 2016

friendly reminder that he

September 09 2016

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in ancient rome one of the careers you could have was professional mourner, and your job was just to go to funerals and wail as loudly as you could, and honestly we should bring that back because that’s the sort of career i could see myself doing in the future

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If male self-destruction is seen as opening up meaningful questions about great existential truths—Don’s alcohol binges in “Mad Men,” Walter White’s coming to terms with his own mortality in “Breaking Bad,” female self-destruction is still perceived as self-indulgent. The female depressive is seen as self-involved and attention seeking, empty-headed and silly. Seeking meaning in sex and drugs is seen as morally weighty when a man does it, but when a women grapples with nihilism, it’s still perceived as merely acting out for male attention.

Arielle Bernstein on Lana Del Rey

When a woman grapples with nihilism during her Nietzsche seminar, she turns to the meaningful self-destruction of Lana Del Rey, because I fucking love pop culture, damnit. 

(via geographyofdreams)

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